{"id":39908,"date":"2020-08-25T19:41:54","date_gmt":"2020-08-25T23:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/technology-hates-you.com\/lm3m\/39908"},"modified":"2020-08-25T19:41:54","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T23:41:54","slug":"epic-western-adventure-day-3-08-17-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/technology-hates-you.com\/lm3m\/39908","title":{"rendered":"Epic Western Adventure Day 3, 08\/17\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Let me get this out of the way right off about Zion National Park: Zion is pretty, Zion has some amazing hikes, Zion has some of the most interesting highway tunnels I have ever seen. But, in mid-August Zion is hot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No, I mean hot, real hot. 108\u00b0 degrees hot. Even in a freakin\u2019 desert, dry as a bone, way too hot, hot. We\u2019re human beings ever really meant to survive in this heat, hot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say, babes and I did not deal well with the heat. Jodi did not have as much issues, but even she was willing to admit, it was freakin\u2019 hot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p><strong><em>I feel like a Costco hotdog.<\/em><\/strong><\/p><cite>The kid, after a hike, when asked how she was doing. <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>But, we did see some sheep and had a really, honestly, nice hike, but too hot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mask wearing was also low, sub-70% I would say. Which really pissed Jodi off. The kid and I were too hot to care much. 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